BRIAN BRUSHWOOD’S
PRO ASSHOLEBLACKJACK
ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?
“THE HOUSE HAS AN EDGE.
YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY.”
YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY.”
THE PROFESSIONAL TABLE-RUINING SIMULATOR
$100 BANKROLL · TABLE BETS $25 → $50 → $100 → $200
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